Lincoln Riley is a weasel.
Many of you are convinced of this now that Riley has scorned Oklahoma and is taking all of Oklahoma’s five-star recruits as USC’s new football coach.
You believe he is deceitful for his hollow pledge to move forward with OU’s administration after the Bedlam loss, for his two-timing recruiting tactics since joining the Trojans, and for his double talk to ESPN about exactly when USC had his attention.
I grant you some of that.
But you know what Riley really is? A big-time college football coach. That’s it in human terms.
He’s just as much a shark.
Remember Captain Quint’s soliloquy in “Jaws?”
The thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya he doesn’t seem to be livin.’ Until he bites ya.
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There are coaches who stay with us long enough for us to see the color in their eyes. They become semi-real to us.
Bob Stoops and Mike Gundy come to mind. We know one to be as square-jawed as Youngstown, Ohio, the other to be as down home as Midwest City. That doesn’t exactly count for a character study, but at least we know that much.
The other 95 percent of big-time college football coaches? Just grist in the mill of their profession. Men of ambition and arrogance, mostly.
They mean well when they sign a kid from high school and begin developing his football and his character. I truly believe that.
But the kids don’t mean enough for them to forsake their own aspirations. The million-dollar contracts and bonuses. The private jet and country club usage. The adulation that awaits on the next step of the Power 5 ladder.
OU fans, and some OU coaches and administrators, want to burn Riley at the stake not just because of what he did, but for who he was supposed to be.
But how can we know who a man was supposed to be if we don’t know him to begin with?
I don’t know who Riley is. He impressed me as a coach and a leader in the six years I wrote about him. But that’s only relative to other coaches I have covered, and relative to media Q and As, not in any intimate way.
I don’t know how he truly feels about OU or Norman, or the Big 12 or the SEC.
I don’t know if he values character traits that we traditionally do. Loyalty, humility and such.
I suspect he doesn’t, at least on the same scale, because he coaches big-time college football, and big-time college football coaches have lifeless eyes, doll’s eyes, when they see their next opportunity coming at them.
Riley pasted on baby blues his six years at OU. Maybe you were charmed by them the whole time, and that’s why you are so torqued off right now.
They got to me a few times, I admit. He’d flash them during a press conference, give a thoughtful, nuanced answer to a question about a play call, and I’d decide I sort of liked the guy. I’d decide he was even sincere now and then.
Was he though?
Is he?
In reflection now that Riley is gone, is it his flaw for being anything but sincere? Or my flaw for falling for it?
A piece of advice for OU fans when Joe Castiglione brings in the next coach: Be careful.
It’s fine to get behind the new guy, because he’s going to need your support during the clean-up. It’s fine to cheer the new guy’s successes, because that means your favorite team is successful, and that’s what fandom is all about.
It’s OK to ask for a selfie or an autograph outside the stadium or at the banquet, and to get all giddy when the new guy obliges. It’s OK to decide you really like the new guy in moments like that, because it’s easy to get caught up in the moment and in the fandom.
Just remember something when you come back down — the new guy is also a big-time college football coach. If he isn’t among the rare breed like Stoops or Gundy, he is only human. Sort of.
Look at those eyes again. Closely. Notice how dark they are?
When someone somewhere else dangles an opportunity in front of him, it’s feeding time.
The shark is about to take a bite and swim away.
Big 12 rankings after regular season: Color the conference orange heading into Championship Weekend
Big 12 rankings after final week of regular season

Color the Big 12 rankings orange heading into Championship Weekend...
1 – Oklahoma State (11-1, 8-1)

Last week: Beat Oklahoma 37-33
This Saturday: Big 12 Championship vs. Baylor, 11 a.m. (ABC)
There will be talk this week about Spencer Sanders’ three interceptions the first time OSU played Baylor Oct. 2, perhaps some about Sanders’ two picks in Bedlam Saturday night. Mike Gundy will want a cleaner game from his starting quarterback at AT&T Stadium this weekend.
2 – Baylor (10-2, 7-2)

Last week: Held off Texas Tech 27-24
This Saturday: Big 12 Championship vs. OSU, 11 a.m. (ABC)
The Bears totaled 280 yards and 10 first downs in falling 24-14 at OSU Oct. 2. Gerry Bohanon, who missed Baylor’s win over Tech Saturday with a hamstring injury, completed less than 50 percent of his passes. OSU’s main focus this weekend will be running back Abram Smith.
3 – Oklahoma (10-2, 7-2)

Last week: Tasted rare Bedlam defeat
I was going to suggest that Lincoln Riley upgrade special teams coaching, given OU’s stale performance on kickoffs and punt returns in Bedlam. But... Well... Never mind.
4 – Iowa State (7-5, 5-4)

Last week: Drilled TCU 48-14
Surely we’ve seen the last of Breece Hall in a Cyclones uniform. What a way to go out last Friday against the Horned Frogs – 242 yards and a touchdown in his 24th consecutive game to break an FBS record.
5 – Kansas State (7-5, 4-5)

Last week: Lost at Texas 22-17
This one’s going to sting a while. Texas, not exactly known for its grit, shut out the Wildcats in the second half last Friday while stopping them twice on fourth-and-1 in the fourth quarter. Thus K-State must live with a sub-.500 Big 12 record.
6 – West Virginia (6-6, 4-5)

Last week: Survived Kansas 34-28
2021 will go down as the Year of the Running Back in the Big 12. West Virginia’s Leddie Brown eclipsed 1,000 yards thanks to his 156-yard effort at KU, but he only finished seventh in the league’s rushing race.
7 – Texas Tech (6-6, 3-6)

Last week: Nearly took Baylor to overtime
Jonathan Garibay’s first missed field goal of the season was a 53-yarder that could have tied Baylor at the gun. He’s still a Lubbock legend thanks to his 62-yard walk-off bomb to beat Iowa State two weeks ago.
8 – Texas (5-7, 3-6)

Last week: Squeezed out win over K-State
If Riley needs to reevaluate special teams coaching in Norman, Steve Sarkisian needs to do the same for strength and conditioning in Austin. Yes, the Longhorns finished strong against K-State, but no FBS team wilted worse than the Horns in second halves this season.
9 – TCU (5-7, 3-6)

Last week: Never had a chance at Iowa State
Sonny Dykes, who everyone expects to be announced as TCU’s next head coach, was actually an offensive analyst with the Frogs in 2017. It went well. The Frogs scored in the 40s three times, the 50s once and the 60s once in winning 11 games and the Alamo Bowl.
10 – Kansas (2-10, 1-8)

Last week: Dropped 6-point finale to West Virginia
Never mind the record. This was unquestionably a building block season for Lance Leipold and the Jayhawks.